Response to the men’s Spanx question…

A reader has inquired about my opinion on “the new men’s Spanx, aka “shapewear.”"

The punchline: I’m an “anti.” Spanx smacks of false advertising, false vanity, and worst of all, strikes another blow against all that is macho, virile, and right. As if earrings, carryalls, and make up for men aren’t offensive enough.

Allow Me to Introduce Myself

The Dude is here to help demystify some of the thinking and behavior of those of us who possess both X and Y chromosomes.